25 Essential Skills for Men

So far, here is my list of 25 essential skills for men -

A MAN OUGHTA' KNOW HOW TO:

drive a vehicle w/ a stick shift

unclog a toilet/sink drain

change his own oil/filter

tie a neck tie

throw a punch

use jumper cables

throw - a football [tight spiral ]/baseball [overhand ... and not like a girl]

hammer a nail

swim

change a flat tire to a spare

perform CPR

parallel park
safely handle/shoot/clean and maintain a gun

convert a standing tree into a pile of firewood

convert a living farm/game animal into a meal [from kill to grill]

dance

set up a tent

assemble furniture using picture-only directions

build a shed

list [and follow] at least 20 rules of courtesy/gentleman's etiquette

sharpen a blade

build a fire

read/navigate w/ a map

fix a dead outlet

offer a short speech/toast

Well - what's missing?

Please comment or email with your input.

Next up: 25 essential 'spiritual' skills for Christian men.