Friday, February 8, 2008

Seek Wisdom where She may be Found

The hotdog stand man in Towson Commons gave me some amazingly insightful marriage advice yesterday. Here are his 3 rules to a happy marriage:

#1. Never go to bed angry with each other - there's nothing worse than waking up mad at the world.
#2. Never say, 'Nothing's wrong' when something is. Even if your spouse is the problem, don't lie and deny it. Deal with your problems.
#3. I'm the only guy in Towson who can tell you what true love is in a single sentence [he said to me]. True love is caring more about your spouse's happiness than your own.

If you desire and/or require an impromptu counseling session with the hotdog man, he can be found outside of the Towson Courthouse on weekdays. If you're headed to the justice of the peace to get married, stop by the stand - he offers free hotdogs w/ chips and drink to newlyweds.

1 comment:

Rebekah said...

Definitely the most profound hotdog man I've ever met...not that I've met too many. :)